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Drive the correct direction down one-way streets.

Because if you don't then I'll laugh at you...

I'll laugh at you the same way I laugh at people every day who drive the wrong way down the one-way street right next to my apartment. I see them. I laugh at them. And frankly, I'd laugh at you too. And I don't think you'd like to be laughed at. But you'd deserve it...the same way little black Honda deserved it this morning. And that just might ruin your day. Ahem. That's what the instructional signs are there for. The "ONE WAY" sign is not a suggestion.

So...

Drive the correct way down one-way streets.

Because better days shouldn't necessarily

be difficult to come by.