You're one day older...
And
One day wiser...
So next time you start to do something stupid...
just remember:
this is the oldest and wisest you've ever been.

Do you really want something stupid on your record when you're this old and wise?
Daily advice for a better day, every day.

Or in my case, wake up and smell the roommate's roses... because I don't have any, but the roommate just so happens to have some that just so happen to be our kitchen